Employee #427: A Review of “The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe”

image from Nintendo Everything

image from Nintendo Everything

Ty Porter, Staff Writer

This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee # 427. Employee # 427’s job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. “The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe” is a remake of the classic 2013 game, “The Stanley Parable.” “The Stanley Parable” is a game about making decisions. You play as a man named Stanley who wakes up in his office, and all his coworkers are gone. There is a narrator, who tells you what to do.

Throughout the game, you will play “Minecraft,” save a baby, or get swallowed by a white void. Classic office stuff. “The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe” expands the original game by adding a tone of extra content. Some of the new content includes jumping, balloons, as well as the ultimate leader of the universe. If you want to have a fun time, and learn the importance of never leaving the presence of your bucket (because honestly why would you, you don’t have to make decisions anymore, you have eternal companionship, and it definitely won’t take over your mind), and explore a classic indie video game revamped, I would recommend playing The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe today! 10/10